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Private Teacher – Movie Review

Lefty — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:34:42 +0000

If I asked you to name an 80’s porn movie that featured Kay Parker and an incest theme, you would most likely respond, “Taboo“, the movie that launched the career of the British Bombshell and unleashed Freudian fantasies everywhere. Since Taboo was such a huge success, a number of incest-related flicks followed. One of the best, in our opinion, was Private Teacher, which allowed us to play with a few fantasies at the same time: incest, the teacher, hot stewardesses and Kay Parker herself. For those reasons alone, Private Teacher deserves our attention… Read More…

John Holmes and Joanna Storm

Lefty — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:15:50 +0000

I’ve been thinking about running a little quiz. You know, “Name the boobs” or something like that. I”ll post pictures of tits from the 80’s and you try to figure out who they belong to. I figure some would be pretty easy. Taija Rae, for example, would be immediately identifiable to anyone who has ever scene even a minute of a sex scene with Taija.

If I were to run a “Name the cock” contest (don’t worry, I’m not going to), the dick on the left would be the first one (and perhaps the only one) identified. Anything that long and still white would have to belong to John Holmes. Indeed it does. In this scene he is using to prod sexy Joanna Storm.

Joanna Storm – Devil in Miss Jones, Part 2

Lefty — Thu, 24 May 2007 16:19:03 +0000

Every time I post something about Joanna Storm, I refer to this scene from the Devil in Miss Jones, Part 2. It is (in my humble opinion) her hottest scene. Not so much for the way it ends (although it’s pretty funny), but for the way it begins. I could not post a clip long enough to give you the whole setup, but I will try to give you a quick background here.

Justine Jones (Georgina Spelvin) is condemned to spend eternity in hell. Among the other inconveniences of the damned, no sex is permitted. Justine is able to reach an agreement with the devil himslf (played wickedly by Jack Wrangler) which will send her back to earth. Lucifer has taken a romantic interest in her though and wants to be sure that she inhabits the body of someone who will have no interest in sex.

She winds up in the body of Private Parts (nothing to do with Howard Stern). A poor mud-slogging soldier in the infantry. Trouble is that when Justine shows up, Private Parts needs some attention. She begins by stripping in the men’s shower (another scene definitely worth your time) before getting busted by the sargeant, who sends her to the captain for discipline.

Her uniform is see-through and she takes her time seducing him, leading up to a sex scene that culminates with Private Parts initiating her own “invasion”.

This is a movie that belongs on your shelf (better yet, in your DVD player). After watching this scene, I think you will agree. The film is well written, actually pulls off a nice comic touch, and has the most creative costumes and set designs ever in porn. The guards in hell are a hoot. The cast is all A-list. Aside from Spelvin and Wranger, excellent performances are turned in by R. Bolla (the Devil’s Advocate), Bobby Astyr, Jacqueline Lorians, Samantha Fox (as a nun) and Anna Ventura. You can see the entire movie here.

Paul Thomas

Lefty — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:43:49 +0000

Few performers can match the standards set by Paul Thomas. He began his career in 1974 and continues to work in the industry today. Having worked as an actor in over 500 films, he has since stepped behind the camera to direct another 200, many of which were considered classics immediately upon their release.

I first saw him in the 1976 film, Autobiography of a Flea. He was the father in the blockbuster series Taboo, American Style. A capable actor, he brought his gentle sense to the director’s chair making films that appealed to women as well as men. Click on any of the above links to see more films by Paul Thomas.

And if you click here, you will see him have a roll in the hay with Joanna Storm and Danielle back in the 80’s.