If I asked you to name an 80’s porn movie that featured Kay Parker and an incest theme, you would most likely respond, “Taboo“, the movie that launched the career of the British Bombshell and unleashed Freudian fantasies everywhere. Since Taboo was such a huge success, a number of incest-related flicks followed. One of the best, in our opinion, was Private Teacher, which allowed us to play with a few fantasies at the same time: incest, the teacher, hot stewardesses and Kay Parker herself. For those reasons alone, Private Teacher deserves our attention.
Produced by Robert McCallum, Private Teacher is almost two movies in one. We begin with a quick overview of Los Angeles. A
sultry voiceover details all of its vices, then brings us into a “typical” suburban home where Laurie Smith (billed as Stephanie Taylor) and Joanna Storm, two stewardesses, are entertaining Paul Thomas. The ladies are dressed as circus ringmasters, while Thomas is in a rabbit suit. These girls like to play and they like to be creative about it. Storm and Smith provide most of the sex in the early stages of the movie, and they do it very well!
Meanwhile, across the yard our second story is developing. Actually, we should say the main story. Watching this erotic circus is young Jimmy, the young, horny voyeur who lives next door. About all that Jimmy (played by Tom Byron) does these days is hole up in his room and watch his neighbors through his telescope. In spite of his Aunt Diane’s (Honey Wilder) best efforts to find out why Jimmy has become a recluse, he becomes more secretive all the time, causing his aunt to worry.
Jimmy returns to his room after dinner, refusing to join Aunt Diane for her favorite TV show, the Jeffersons. That works out just as well for our middle-aged aunt. She gets to fantasize about the guy on television before retiring to her room for a marathon session with the vibrator.
The next day, Diane informs her nephew that she is bringing in a professional. She thinks a tutor/counselor/teacher may do Jimmy some good. Who does she hire? Why Kay Parker, of course.
It doesn’t take Kay too long to figure out what is “wrong” with Jimmy and how to take care of him. She catches him spying on those kinky stewardesses who are playing with guys wrapped in tin foil… at least for a while.
What follows is one of most erotic scenes in 80’s porn. Kay Parker teaches Tom Byron a lesson in Shakespeare that he will never forget. As she whispers the lines of a play in his ear, her hand begins to explore his young body, teasing his cock through his pants until we are nearly ready to explode.
The scene transitions from the dining room to the bedroom as Kay gives her young student a taste of what he has only been able to see through his telescope up to this point.
Now the two movies merge. Once Jimmy has lost his…um… lack of confidence, he wanders over to the neighbors to introduce himself. After a threesome with the swinging stewardesses, he passes out at their place. Aunt Diane gets nervous and asks her friend, 80’s superslut Janey Robbins to help her find him. They find him, and his exposed hardon at the neighbors. Now if this were YOUR aunt and nosey neighbor, you would be wakened, mortified and lectured. Jimmy’s luck is a little better. Janey knows that a hard cock won’t go back into a pair of jeans, so she works on relieving the pressure as Jimmy sleeps and Aunt Diane watches. Of course, you know how this scene ends up. After all, it wouldn’t be an incest movie unless Aunt Diane got into the act.
Candidly, the last scene almost seems tacked on and there is some unintended humor. That being said, watching two mature babes devour young Tom Byron is well worth sticking around for.
But the best scene of this movie, without a doubt, is Kay Parker’s seduction of Tom Byron. Private Teacher stands as one of the best examples of the quality of 80’s porn. It pace and timing allow the anticpation to build, even as it gives us a few tasty morsels while we wait for the main course.
