September 24th, 2011 at 7:24 am » Comments (0)

Let’s go clubbing, 80′s style. We have the clothes, the hair and that driving technobeat in this intimate club and iit is the perfect environment for dancing and more. They music seems to have an effect on Krista Lane and Erica Boyer as they dance together. Soon their clothes are coming off and Krista has her pretty mouth wrapped around Erica’s tit. The rest of the crowd backs away to see how far these two horny babes are going to go. Click here to see for yourself in this free 80′s porn movie from the good people at The Classic Porn, where your membership gets you access to four other retro and classic porn sites! You can get in for only a buck!

September 17th, 2011 at 7:23 am » Comments (0)

Today we have two of the hottest babes of the X-Rated 80′s getting it on in a classic lesbian porn scene. Tall, lean and sensuous Tamara Longley goes down on that Asian Califormia girl, Kristara Barrington. Tamara is eager to get her clothes off and spread Tamara’s legs so she can get to work on that sweet hairy pussy. Click here to watch two of the best of mid 80′s porn in today’s free video clip., courtesy of The Classic Porn where they have over 1700 of the best 80′s porn waiting on you, along with 11,000 classic and retro porn pictures! What are you waiting for? You can see all of it today for only $1.

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June 25th, 2011 at 7:39 am » Comments (0)

I have a friend who has been a nurse for better than 20 years. She loves her work, is happy to help people and has made a good living at it. Other than the fact that she refuses to pose for me in a sexy nurse’s outfit, all seems to be well. Her only complaint is that the doctors are, by and large, pricks. Demanding, arrogant, unapproachable pricks.

Well, in today’s 80′s porn video clip we have a nurse who has finally had enough. This time she is giving the orders. Trust me, the doctor won’t be complaining. While you watch this free 80′s porn, I am going to call my friend and see if this scene gives her any ideas. I feel a need for medical attention. Click here to see this free porn, courtesy of The Classic Porn.

June 10th, 2011 at 7:01 pm » Comments (0)

I remember a comedian saying that even when Germans say “Merry Christmas” in their native language, it still comes out sounding like (in a campy German accent) “Send the tanks to Poland!”

I was reminded of that while I watched this 80′s porn clip and tried to determine whether or not to post it today. The brunette is a bit of a dominatrix. The blonde is her willing subject and the guy is just a happy prop. There is a lot of leather, as you can see, and a chain and a crop.

So why was I debating whether or not to share it with you? It’s in German. I have no idea what they are saying. But in the long run, I figured I had a pretty good idea of what the dom was telling her sub, and hearing it German made it sound all the more assertive! Watch it here for free and decide for yourself, courtesy of The Classic Porn.

May 20th, 2011 at 7:16 am » Comments (0)

Ron Jeremy, the old hedgehog (back when he wasn’t quite so old) gets ready to enjoy a tasty snack, courtesy of the very compliant Rose Marie. This is only the appetizer, though, because Ron is about to sample even more of Rose’s delights. The scene is from Caught From Behind, The Sequel, as it was known when it was released.

Seems that the original Caught From Behind was a hit, so a return to the theme was in order. The “theme”, of course, was anal sex. Today it is almost required in every movie, if not in every fuck scene, but in the X-Rated 80′s anal sex wasn’t all that common, so someone decided that a movie with nothing but girls who were willing to take it up the ass might be a good idea.

It was. The original Caught From Behind not only spawned this sequel, but dozens more, including the “Best of Caught From Behind” series, which offered up the top of the bottom scenes, so to speak. (Watch them here. No monthly membership. Your first 20 minutes are free.)  Watch Ron as he warms up Rose in his own unique style in this free 80′s porn video from The Classic Porn.

April 29th, 2011 at 8:00 am » Comments (0)

Today we have a little something for those of you that are into retro bondage porn, or just bondage porn, or just hot girls that suck dick. (Does that get all of you? I thought so.) It’s an 80′s porn action movie. Well, I guess all porn movies have “action”, but this is a cops and robbers flick, complete with guns and bad guys and everything.

In this scene, the bad guys have captured Krista Lane (who could blame them?) and have her securely tied to a weight bench, with a gag over her mouth. For a few of you, just seeing her tied and helpless is enough to make your dick twitch. For others of you, seeing her reward her rescuer should be enough to get you off. As you can see in the picture, Krista knows how to say thank you, even before the ropes are all the way off. Click here to watch this free 80′s porn movie, courtesy of The Classic Porn.

Best Krista Lane 80′s Porn Movies on Demand

• The Grind
• Double Penetration
• The Memoirs of a Chamber Maid
• The Brat
• Dirty Pictures

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April 23rd, 2011 at 7:36 am » Comments (0)

So what do YOU see when you look at the picture to the left? My wife just walked by and saw it (yeah, my wife knows I look at porn so, no, there was no screaming). She thought it was some kind of Barbie does Ken porn movie.

I guess I can see that. In a way, it is sort of fitting, I suppose. This 80′s porn movie is entitled All American Girls, and what is more American than Barbie?

The all-American blonde is Cassie Blake , who later became better known as Gina Gianetti. She gets her maid, played by sultry Laura Lazare, to go down on a seemingly… um… challenged “Ken”. Then she joins in giving him a nice two headed blowjob before they move on to other activities. God Bless America!

There is one final, ironic wrinkle to this little scene. The whole thing has been dubbed into German. (Which has the comical side effect of making the guy sound even more stupid) So much for All-American Girls! Who cares, I just want to watch these two get fucked, and they do, right here in this free 80′s porn movie.

Watch More Movies in the All-American Girls Series (in English!)

• All American Girls 1 – Oh Beautiful, with Jacqueline Lorians, Joanna Storm and K.C. Valentine
• All American Girls 2 – In Heat, starring beautiful Shauna Grant and a young Debi Diamond

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April 8th, 2011 at 5:32 am » Comments (0)

Her name was Angel, and she was gorgeous. Petite, delicate, with the face of a TV star and the body of a centerfold. Angel normally played “innocent” roles, being drawn into vice by others. Check out her performance as the innocent schoolgirl in the scorching Too Naughty to Say No to see what I mean.

In this classic 80′s porn scene, she is the seductress, putting the moves on a very nervous Brittany Stryker, in one of her very first onscreen appearances. Watch it here, courtesy of The Classic Porn.

April 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 am » Comments (0)

Now that’s a title that will get your attention!

Gather around for a quick classic porn history lesson. In the 60′s and 70′s, when the US was still climbing out of its sexually hyper-repressive state, many film makers began producing “exploitation” movies. They came in a variety of forms: sexual exploitation (aka “sexploitation”), racial exploitation (or “blacksploitation”) or any other way you could exploit about any theme for a cheap thrill. There were always a lot of naked, or  semi-naked, girls, guns, bad guys, monsters, crashes, explosions and (usually) drugs. The sexploitation movie was softcore candy thinly wrapped in a semi-respectable veneer. Eventually, hardcore elements began to slip into some of these movies, which was good news for those of us liked a little more explicitness in our reality. (Check out the review of Hot Summer in the City to learn more about one of the best hardcore exploitation movies ever made.)

Most of these movies were bad. Period. A lot of them were bad on purpose. That was part of their “appeal”. But they were cheaply made and highly profitable. Most of them came from the US, but there were exceptions. One of the best known, and most prolific, producers of the genre was Joe D’Amato. Joe was born Aristide Massaccesi in Rome and began his professional life as a very good cinematographer.

Eventually he began directing horror movies under a variety of pseudonyms. As he began to introduce more and more sex to his features, he became more and more successful.

He may be best known for his many movies starring the stunning Laura Gemser. You may know her better as Black Emanuelle, the gorgeous creature that launched a dozen sequels and thousands of ejaculations. These were some very creative movies that went well beyond the boundaries of conventional porn. D’Amato eventually moved to more conventional hardcore, but his movies like Queen of the Elephants (think Tarzan, not BBWs) continued to set standards for excellence, creativity and heat. If you like plots, costumes and hot European babes fucking and sucking, you need to watch Joe D’Amato’s movies.

Now, back to the subject at hand – classic sexploitation movies. The title mentioned above, Porno Holocaust is a nice mix of porn and horror. It’s the old plot line involving beautiful young female scientists (who also happen to be nymphomaniacs), a small group of stranded strangers on a (nearly) deserted island, an atomic mutant, voyeurism and, of course, a love story. Think of Gilligan’s Island meets The Swamp Thing meets Deep Throat… with a European twist.

Click here to see the beautiful Countess, who is also a scientist, going down on the Captain as the mutant peers through the brush, planning his next attack in this free 80′s porn video clip. I promise, you won’t see another movie like Porno Holocaust this weekend, this month, or this year!

March 14th, 2011 at 8:44 am » Comments (0)

Like anal sex? Sheri St. Claire wasn’t so sure about it, especially on the day her husband gave her anal instruction manual and told her that when he came that night he was planning on opening Sheri’s back door for the first time. With only a day to prepare, what’s a girl to do? Turns out, she had some pretty kinky neighbors who gave some pretty good lessons.

In this scene, Sheri spies on sexy Lili Marlene, whom we see getting two big dicks ready to fill her in all of her holes. Watch the action, along with Sheri, in this free 80′s porn video from our friends at The Classic Porn.

More 80′s Anal Porn

• Ass Fucking in the 80′s – Ginger Lynn and Sharon Mitchell, among others
• Caught From Behind – Nasty Young Girls – Jennifer Noxt, Keli Richards and more
• Seka’s Anal Ecstasy – The Platinum Princess in an anal invasion
• Taken From Behind 4 – Lili Marlene takes it up the ass again, and again
• Anal Annie Just Can’t Say No – Nina Hartley